Happy New Year Again

Chinese New Year 2017

Happy Chinese New Year, is the year of the rooster. Some of you will have a good year, others will not. To help you out, I have created a simple chart for you to follow. If you are born in the year of the:

Rat: You’re screwed

Ox: Lucky SOB

Tiger: Not bad

Rabbit: Screwed

Dragon: Okie Dokie

Snake: Really lucky

Horse: Really screwed

Goat: Not as screwed, but still screwed

Monkey: screwed

Rooster: Really Really screwed

Dog: Waaaaay screwed

Pig: Okay, but screwed

New Year starts on January 25th. Good luck everyone.

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